They Live (Maybe just "I Live")

I'm still alive. I moved. I am finally getting settled, and unpacked and all that.

In more interesting news, here's the last search that led to my blog:

How to say "feed the llamas" in Spanish

That was a Bing search. Yeah, Bing. Let that soak in. I am both overjoyed and confused. I didn't know anyone actually used Bing.... It's like Zune- I just assumed it was made up....

That's it. That's all I've got.

Well, it isn't, but I don't really feel like writing anymore. Back to beer and Fables it is....


I'll be back with more recent haul posts later. I swear.

PS- I am strongly considering starting another blog where I review the epic shit-tons of cosmetics that I purchase... Would anyone actually read that? - if you're into that sort of stuff, I mean.

As Promised

So, here are my recent scores.

Free Comic Book Day and other various comic scoreage:

 I apologize for the trash pictures, but, this is 4 issues of Lenore. Most of them from the new volume, but that first one is from the, well, first...

 6 new Fables.

Judge Dredd/Mars Attacks crossover- I hope you can comprehend how insanely awesome this is. 

 Squee (I framed it. It did not come that way).

Special Edition Sandman: Overtures (again, I framed).

Other various finds- mostly thrift shop stuff:

 Can we focus on that Spawn? 

And sadly, the buttons are barely visible, but there are: one Punisher logo, one amazing Deadpool button that reads "Best. Button. Ever!", one DC Bombshells Poison Ivy, one Joker/Harley Quinn, and one Genuine Monster Parts. 

This one was a gift, which made me like it even more.

And then there were the Hercules action figures I put up on my Facebook page yesterday. And that is basically it. I mean, I got other little things here and there, but not stuff that is easily photographed and shared. Or that you guys would conceivably care about. So, this is what you get....

Stuff that happened while..... While you were away.

                                                           Because Mel Brooks

Well, I am almost done with The Guild. And more frightened of Wil Wheaton than ever. How is it that Wesley Crusher grew up to be kinda awesome? And have a great, if somewhat douchey voice. It just ain't right. I hate Wesley. I don't care what anyone says. He was a little d-bag. Kind of a badass, but still. THE SWEATERS!!!

And now, "Bevahhly" (Picard voice. Picard voice, dammit!)

I ordered some new Fables. 11, 12, and 13. Only to find out that I had never actually bought 10. Sigh.

I've spent more time hanging around myself. This was an MST3K night. It was glorious.

I don't really have things to talk about, per se, but I want to talk. You'll listen, and you'll pretend to like it.

I learned that if you go anywhere in the known world, you will be attacked by Pokémon, and you will die. Especially if you go to Australia, Tokyo, or California. There, death is certain. I caught 'em all, bitches! Thanks Google... I'm a bigger loser than I was 48 hours ago. Fuckin' sweet.

I will find out if I can get my car tomorrow. I really hope so, as mine is now making gurgly-engine-explodey sounds. Disappointed Face.

Ok, that's it. I've got nothing. I'm going to go back to burying myself in Ni No Kuni. Time to dress up in piggy armor and go invade a castle.

Well, this is what I really want to say-

 

 

                                      But this one seems more fitting, all things considered.                                       

Stolen from the internet, because I'm lazy. And uncool. Don't listen to what anyone tells you. I'm not cool.